Surely this gormless, plastic idiot has got to be in the Premier League of pointless celebrities. Why? well IMHO here’s why:
- “Plastic Pete” is so fake – when was the last time you EVER saw him in a natural, unposed photo?
- He has given most of his kids stupid names (Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esther Andre, Junior Savva Andreas Andre), although in his defence that other half-wit Katie Price probably had a lot to do with this.
- He’s running round with a girl 17 years his junior. FFS she was still in nappies when he was at the height of his “musical” fame.
- It infuriates me how he constantly moans on about “how much he loves his kids” and “how he only cares about the kids”. It is no different to other parents and loving your children does NOT make you a saint.
- Other than take his top off and try to sell us Iceland products, what does he actually do?
Now my missus throws a wobbly when I dare criticise this greasy cretin but that’s maybe because she wishes I looked like him or more likely had his money.
In the interest of fairness though I’m going to cut PA a bit of slack:
- He was married to that train crash Katie Price. Even I feel a bit of sympathy for him.
- He’s quite happy to take the piss out of himself as demonstrated many times on Keith Lemon’s Celebrity Juice. Well done as there are too many “celebrities” that take themselves too seriously.