Now there is no doubt the advent of low cost airlines has been great in bringing air travel to those on lower incomes but there are of course several downsides to this
The Jeremy Kyle Types Now Travel
We’ve all been on one of those flights (in my case usually to Alicante) which contains the sort of folks that would struggle to meet the IQ levels required to make it on JK’s daily shows. Whilst waiting to board these flights it’s dead easy to identify the “Benidorm Crowd” – here’s the giveaways:
- Loud – REALLY, REALLY LOUD.
- Tattoos – loads of them all over their bodies, and that’s just the women.
- Drunk – very drunk and quite often on the first flight out of the day.
- Uber fat – oops, I mean “big boned” (or whatever excuse lard arses use these days).
So if you didn’t identify them before boarding here’s the clues post take off:
- Within 5 seconds of the seatbelts signs being switched off there are 20 of them queuing for the toilets.
- They clap and cheer when the plane lands – now this REALLY gets on my tits.
- They are even more loud and more pissed than when they got on